April 2010
2 posts
Been Reading a Lot of Wikipedia Lately
Although a commanding and powerful speaker, Harding was notorious for his verbal gaffes, such as his comment “I would like the government to do all it can to mitigate, then, in understanding, in mutuality of interest, in concern for the common good, our tasks will be solved.” His errors were compounded by his insistence on writing his own speeches. Harding’s most famous...
thanks bing
i saw a picture of jamie foxx with this big tribal tattoo all over his shoulder areas/back. wanted to know if it was recent—and if it really is that easy for hollywood make-up to make it a non-issue.
“The search jamie foxx shirtless may return explicit adult content and has been filtered by your Bing SafeSearch settings.”
December 2009
1 post
I read Slate just to get mad at it.
The Twitter Holdouts
Why is more than half of Congress still not on Twitter?
By Christopher Beam
Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass.Rep. Barney Frank is an outspoken guy with a knack for word craft—in other words, a born tweeter. Frank, though, has decided not to use the microblogging service…
(Here’s a link if you want to continue reading this gem: http://www.slate.com/id/2237243/ Colin...
November 2009
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September 2009
2 posts
Quentin Tarantino recently made a list of his favorite movies since 1992, the year he started directing. I like using this year as a cut-off, for me it's around the time I first started being really into movies and knowing when they were coming out and stuff.
Only losers don't rank things so here's my list, in order, of my
Favorite Movies Since 1992:
The Departed
Clueless
Groundhog Day
LA Confidential
Showgirls
Starship Troopers
The Incredibles
Men in Black
Boogie Nights
City of God
Runners Up:
Out of Sight
Three Kings
August 2009
4 posts
“I wasn’t a bad wrestler because I lost matches or I couldn’t make weight. It was...”
– adam newman
my triumphant return to blogging
Conversation this morning w/ my 2 year old daughter… [from an old ILX thread]
E5: What this? E3: Notes From Underground by Dostoevsky. E5: What Dusty-dusty about? E3: A man who’s sad because he can’t make any friends. E5: Him sad in his room? E3: Yeah, pretty much. E5: Where him friends? E3: They went away because he was mean to them. E5: Him get mad? E3: Yes, sometimes he gets...
July 2009
2 posts
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“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?!” -Jack Handey
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Blowjob Roadshow on Atom.com
Hey Tumblr readers- If you can endure a 30 second U2 video that preceeds it, check out Blowjob Roadshow, now on Atom.com’s weekly showdown thing. If you vote for it (which requires registration, apologies), then Atom’ll give the other filmmakers and myself some money and maybe put it on Comedy Central. Link is www.atom.com/showdown.
June 2009
3 posts
purns:
P.Y.T.
click on this blue thing →
tothemaxxx:
VIDEO: MGMT “KIDS” dir. RAY TINTORI. starring Joanna Newsom.
Finally! Epicly unsettling and unsettlingly epic.
May 2009
3 posts
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RT @MindyKaling
While doing DVD commentary, it becomes extremely difficult for me [not] to blurt out crazy things like “The Holocaust never happened!”
That was gonna just be an ordinary retweet (i can’t believe i just wrote that sentence) but with the little ’RT’ note and the helpful “[not]” it became too long for twitter itself. (Though twittering is in many ways...
Depressing Quotes from the Wilson Brothers (via...
“I have this weird thing where I feel exhilarated when I cast things off in my life. Let things go. Even things that are important to me. Sometimes I know I’m making the wrong decision, but I do it anyway. Like, I just lost this watch that really meant a lot to me. I bought it after ‘Bottle Rocket’. The first nice thing I ever bought for myself and I lost it. Yet I have...
April 2009
1 post
The Exact Point at Which I Turned Off Blade: ...
[Abigail is played by Jessica Biel, Hannibal King by Ryan Reynolds] INT. LAND CRUISER - DAY Blade looks to Abigail, who sits in the back. She has a laptop on her knees and is assembling an MP3 playlist. Hannibal King, to Blade: She’s making playlists. Likes to listen to MP3s when she hunts. Her own...
March 2009
5 posts
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size matters
from Rainn Wilson’s twitter: “SIZE MATTERS! Make those teeny tiny wimpy URLs really get her attention at EnormousURL.com”
i forgot if i told you guys, my blog readers, about my own new twitter account: it’s @golbe69 and it’s perfect for you if you like my blog but think it gets a little long-winded sometimes.
Full Metal Jacket Anecdote from Wikipedia
Former U.S. Marine Drill Instructor R. Lee Ermey was originally hired as a technical adviser and asked Kubrick if he could audition for the role of Hartman. However the Kubrick [sic], having seen his portrayal as Drill Instructor SSgt Loyce in The Boys in Company C, told him that he wasn’t vicious enough to play the character.[2] In response, Ermey made a videotape of himself improvising...
Dear Future Self, an Urgent Haiku From the Past
Watch out: knife attacks!
It is too late, you
are already full of knives.
February 2009
6 posts
Fun with Insight
Youtube has a feature called Insight that allows video makers to see how people are finding and watching their videos. For instance, people have found my video Blowjob Roadshow via the following Google searches:
avril lavigne blow job
avril lavigne blowjob
blowjob collant
giving a blowjob on a tractor
children blowjob sex scene [Oh. My. God.]
avril lavigne blowjob sex tape [ok where is...
Old Lady Mauled By Monkey →
Just had to add this harrowing chimp story to my blog.
My Favorite SexCam Spambot Friendster Identity...
Sigrid Wilkerson added you as a friend.
Honorable Mentions to:
Glynis
junko
Stop the Presses →
Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor’s vagina
From NBC Universal Careers' How to Be a TV Writer...
Story — Robert McKee Regan Books c. 1997
For beginning writers, this book is a must-have. Considered by most writers as their ‘bible,’ McKee breaks down the many components of a story into digestible parts. While unraveling the fundamentals of composition, he elevates writing from an intellectual exercise to an art form.
December 2008
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November 2008
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October 2008
6 posts
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I’m not normally into murder or anything but i seriously want to strangle this kid. his name is simon rich. He’s like a bunch of years younger than me and way more talented and prolific.
here’s an interview with the little fucker: http://www.buzzine.com/2008/10/simon-rich-interview/
well wait first here are some things he wrote for the new yorker, all of which are...
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“the sat tests your entire brain” -tori spelling’s character
also has anyone noticed this show is EXACTLY THE SAME as gossip girl? well probably many people. but now im saying it.
Robber Recruits Henchmen on Craiglist →
This is a really good crime story from Wired’s Danger Room blog.
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette October 18, 2005 →
A witness called to testify against three men on trial for conspiring to kill him was ejected from Allegheny County Common Pleas Court because he came in wearing a T-shirt that said “Stop Snitchin.” Without his testimony, prosecutors were forced to withdraw charges against the three defendants.
September 2008
2 posts
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my name is actually marcus beaton. im british...
HFS have you heard about this show “Gossip Girl”? It’s a show on television that is amazing. If you plan on watching it this week, please let me know, so I can invite myself over to your house and watch it with you.
August 2008
3 posts
this is pretty silly →
best is michelle.
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Playboy Update
In the world’s fastest example of a blog gag order, the Playboy people have asked me to stop blogging about what may or may not have occured during my internship at Playboy.
So for now, it will suffice to say that I needed the bathing suit, I can’t tell you what I did in it, but it’s going to make for some excellent reality television.
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What I did at Playboy today/sneak peek at tomorrow...
-Got a pedicure with [REDACTED] today. If you like throbbing techno music you’ll like [REDACTED]
-Was told to bring a bathing suit for tomorrow. What could this mean. Will update tomorrow if I don’t forget I created this blog in a few weeks when circumstances change.